KALYANARAMAN REMAKE

SIR:mone tintu oru paper tharatta ?
TINTU:vendaaa...
SIR:ee questionte diagram varechezhuthan?
TINTU: thannodalle paranjath vendannu..
SIR: evanokke evidunnu varunnu.
TINTU: allenki oru paper tha questionte diagram varechezhutham
SIR:nayinte mone ninnodu njan16 pravashyam chodichathellepaper tharattemmu 
PUNE:entha
SIR: ente punee njanee nayinte monod aayiram thavana chodichatha paperidattennu evante ammede... schoolnte thottaduthuthannayaente veed ennitt evanennodu ingane parayanpadundo
TINTU:enikkini paper venda
SIR:athenthada ninakku paper vendathath ee paper muzhuvan ezhuthiyittu nhall tickettum kanichit poyamathi
JIJUMON:sir paper 
SIR: apparathevanteyaduthuninnedu thezhutheda thendi...orrothaavanmaru pena kadam vangi vannirikkukaya pareeksha ezhuthan............. 

tie

jintappan-”eda enikkoru tie venam…ethra roopa aavum?
tintumon-”nalladhinu 600 rs engilum aavum”
jintappan-”ayyo..aa cashinu enikkoru shoe kittumallo…”
tintumon-”ennal pinne shoe medichu kazhuthil thooki interview nu poyko…alla pinne…”

rationcard.!

tintu : Mobilil mp3 songs download cheynamayirunnu..
Servicing Man : Memory card undo?
Tintu:Ella, ration card undu athu mathiyavumo

tharumo?

tintumon-” da njan randum kalpichu aa kukkumolde veetil chennu avalodu ‘tharumo’ ennu chodhichu…
jintappan-”ohh..nee chodhicho…ennito…aval cheetha paranjo..”
tintumon-”adhyam paranju njan angane aarkum kodukkarilla ennokke..njan veendum chodhichu..avasanam aval tharam ennu paranju..”
jintappan-”ninakayadhu kondu tharadhirikkilla”
tintumon-”adhe…oru VOTE koodi angane ok aayi…ini baaki veetil koodi kayari chodhikkanam…”

intelligent

teacher-” ” a 10 minuts talk with an intelligent person is equal to reading G.K books for a whole day”
tintumon-” ohh…appol idhanalle karyam..innale friends ellam idakidaku phonil vilichu samsaram thanne ennodu…ippolalle sangadhi pidikitiyadhu….

kallu.!!

Achan : da… enganada carinte glass pottiyathe?
Tintu : marathil irrunna kaaka mothram oyyichatha acha..
Achan : naintamone sathyam para…
Tintumon : kaakkakku mothrathil kallundaayirunneda ACHA!!!

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tintu as azhikode

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Homewrk

Tintumon at shop:
25 roopayude ari 2 kg. 50 roopayude enna 1/2 litre.20 roopayude soap 5 ennam. Ethrayayi chetta ?
Shop keeper:total 175. Pack cheyyatte mone ?
Tintumon: venda chetta..”ho! angane innathe home work theernnu.”

vandematharam

tintumon-”innale mammootiyude new film kandu ”ONE DAY MATHRAM”
shyamuttan-”eda,adhu angane alla… VANDEMATHARAM enna vayikkande…!!
tintumon-”adhe.film irangiyappol VANDEMATHARAM ennu thanne aayirunnu.. first show kazhinjappol poster maati ottichu ” ONE DAY MATHRAM”…. naale mattum..athrakku kollavunna padamanennu…!!

reality show

jintappan-” eda enne reality showyil ninnum purathakki…”
tintumon-”endha karyam..?
jintappan-”njan SHADJAM correct aayi ittilla ennum adhu kondu SANGATHI onnum
shariyayillennu…”
tintumon-”adha njan parayirille oru podhu sthalathokke pogumbol SHADJAM idanam ennu?? kure
aalugalokke varunnadhalle…adhu kondalle ee SANGATHIYOKKE ellarum shradhikkunnadhum
shariyayilla ennopkke parayunnadhum……
ninakku oru shradhayumilla…”

oru laksham

Teacher: ”tintu…nee swanthamayi sambadhicha oru laksham roopa ninte ammaku koduthal amma
endhu cheyyum?
tintumon-”amma nenjum pothi pidichu avidathanne marinju veezhum…heart attack vannal
anganeya..njan t.v yil kandittund…”

brain work

teacher-”Human brain is the mostoutstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
tintumon-bt teacher…ee brain nammal pareeksha hallil kayariyal correct aayittu stop
aavunnu…adhendha sangadhi…

muttathe mulla

teacher-”muttathe mullakku manamilla ennu parayan karanam endhu?
tintumon-”njan daily aa mullayude chuvatila moothram ozhikkunnadhu..adhu kondavum.

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Tintumon - ATM Comedy

Tintumon in Railway Station

Tintumon talks about exams

Tintu Mon: Tintu Mon on Messi

Tintu Mon's

Man:- Are You Married.?
Tintu:- I Married A Woman!
Man:- Everybody Marry A Woman!
Tintu:-
No! My Sister Married A Man !

Tintu Mon's

Teacher:etavum shakthiyula oralude peru parayu?
Tintu: madiyan.
Teach:endh?
Tintu: teacharalle paranjadh 'mdiyan mala chumakum' enn.

Tintumonte Budhi

Vakkyathil Prayogikkuka
“Kriyathmagam”
Tintumon: Teacher classil Kriyathmagam enna vakkinte artham chodhichappol aarum onnum mindiyilla… !!!
Tintumonoda Kali…

Tintumon and bus conductor

Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Chillara”, Is your father a Beggar ??

Chemistry Class

Teacher : What is “Al2 O3 ?
Ramu : Alumina.
Teacher: Tintu, What is ‘Fe2 O3 ?
Tintumon : “Filomina”

Auto

Autoyil ninnirangiya tintumon:ethrayayi
Driver:100 roopa
tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo
Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath

Good News

Tintumon : Achaa,Oru santhosha vaartha undu!
Achan : Entha ?
Tintumon : Achan Paranjille njan ee thavanthe exams enkilum pass aayaal enikku 1000 Rs tharaamennu !!!!
Achan : Uvvu !!!
Tintumon : Achante 1000 rs poyitilla….happy aayeelle…?

Revenge

Achan: eda tintuve…..nhan ninne vazhaku parayumbol ninaku feel aaville..appol nee ninte vishamom mattan enthu cheyum ?
Tintumon: njan veetile toilet nallapole vrithi aakum
Achan: athu kond ninte vishmom engane marana??
Tintumon: Nhan Toilet vrithi aakunath Achante toothbrush kond aanu!!!

Rajesh

Tintumon: a rajesh enne thalli,ini thaliyal njan shemichu enu varilla
Achan: nee mashodu paranjille?
Tintu: Hmmm…………avan thanneyanu ee rajesh

Medical shop

Tintumon in medical shop
Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.
Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?
Tintumon:- ‘Tony’kalla ente ammakkaa…

Indicator

caril pokunna achan tintumonod:”indicator kathunnundo?onnu nokku”
tintumon:”undu…illa…undu…
illa…undu…illa…undu…illa…
undu…illa…”

Traffic sign board

Teacher : entha classil ethan vaikiyathu?
Tintumon: Traffic sign board kaaranam.
Teacher : Enthu sign board?
Tintumon : road side il ezuthi vachathu “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

PTA meeting

Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow…..
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Tintumon: its… just u, me & the Principal

Red Beautiful

Teacher: nigalude achande name englishil parayamo?
Tintumon: RED BEUTIFUL UNDERWEAR
Teacher: Appol,Entha Achande Sharikula name
Tintumon: SUDERLAL SHETTI

Puli

Tintumon went to forest with his friend ,
pettenne oru puli munnil chaaady.!!
friend puliyude kannil mannu variyittu.
Friend: oodikko??
Tintumon: njan ethina odunne nee alle mannu vaary ittathu..!!!

Tintumon in classroom

Classil urangunna tintumonod
Teacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?
Tintumon: Chatukam
Teacher: nhan entha chodichath?
Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher….

Cigarette

Achante munpil ninnu cigaratte valikunna tintumonodu achan.
“Enthada ithu ? Achante munpil ninnano cigarette valikunnathu ? ”
Tintumonte cool marupadi – “Achanalle … petrol pump onnum allallo !

Chandranil vellamundu

Vartha..” Chandranil vellamundu-ISRO”
TINTUMON: pedikkenda, athu pandu NEIL ARMSTRONG kulichappo oorivacha mundaayirikum…
edukkan marannu kanum!!!

Tintumon’s Diary

14-11-2009: Nhan avalod oru poo chodichu.
Aval oru poochedi thannu.
15-11-2009: Avalod oru page chodichu.
Aval oru book thannu.
16-11-2009: Avalod oru umma chodichu.
Umma mathramalla…….
uppayum angalamarum koodi nallonam thannu……

Mandan

Teacher: “Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku”
Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.
Teacher: “Oho… Ne mandanano ?”
Tintumon: “Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni”

tintu album

Achante upadesham

Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone….
Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho…??

Exam

Achan: Exam inu nee thottal ini enney achaa ennu vilikkendaaa….
Kurach divasam kazhinju…..
Achan: Enthayeda result???

Sign Board

Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote
“Drive carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the teachers”

Tintumonoda kali

To be is to do(Socrates)
To do is to be(Plato)
To be or not to be(Shakespeare)
Aaha angane vittal pattuo..Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)……..

Dosa

Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated
Tintumon: Dosa

Tintumon as god

Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.
Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?
Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……
“DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!”

Theater

Chicken Biriyani kazhichittu  mammuttiyude cinema kaanaan poya Tintumon veetil madangi vannu.
Tintumon : “Ini orikalum cinema kanan chicken thinnittu kerilla”
Didumol : “Enthu patti ?”
Tintumon : “Vayattilulla kozhi vare koovi …”

Goa

Teacher:Tintumon,Where is your native place?
TintuMon: checkoslovakia.
Teacher:Tell me the spelling…
(kure neram alochichathinu sesham tintumon)
Tintumon:Patticheeee…….!!!!!!
my native place is GOA..

Petrol

Friend: Entha ithra vegathil angottum ingottum odunnath?
Tintumon: Brandiyanennu karuthi nhan petrol eduthukudichu. Athu oditheerkkukayanu

Water

Teacher:What is the formula of water?
Tintumon:
H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O
Teacher:What is this?
Tintumon: This is Corporation Water!

Sangathi

Achan:Ethenthaadaa nee 5 kilo ulli vangikkondu vannathu?
Tintumon:Njaan naale pattu paadaan pokuvallai?
Achan:Athinenthinaada ulli?
Tintumon:Achan kettittillai Star Singeril sangathi ulleennu varanam eenu paranjathu..

Group photo

Classinte Group photo eduthathinu sesham athu vangan kuttikale motivate cheyyunna teacher
Teacher: Ningal ellavarum valuthayikkazhinjal ningal ee photo nokki santhoshikkum. Appol mathrame ningalkithinte vila ariyoo..
Oral parayum.. ithu ramu.. ivan innu doctor aanu.. ithu kuttan… ivan ippol americayilanu…
Pinnilathe benchil ninnu Tintumon: Ithu teacher.. Iyal thattippoyi.

SSLC

SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum:
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“Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!” :D

Similarity

Teacher: What is common between Gandhi, Budha, Krishna and Jesus…?
Tintumon: They were all born on public holidays

Sandwiches

One day tintumon went into a pub with his girlfriend Tintumol and after ordering two
drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the pub-owner.
So they exchanged their sandwiches…!!

Professor

A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI BAMBA”
professor: “i dont understand anything”
tintumon: “same 2 you”

Tintu’s Temple Visit

Tintumon: The youth nowaday is getting Worse!!
Friend: Y do u say that?
Tintu: I was in Temple, When a Guy next to me lit a Cigarette from the Aarathi. I was Shocked and almost dropped my Beer Bottle!!

Tintu’s beach visit

A man jumped into sea and never came out….
Nxt day, 2 men jumped into sea and never came out…
Tintumon after watching this concluded that:
MAN IS SOLUBLE IN WATER..!!

Vazhipad

Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..
Munnile uncle : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.
Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!

Chemistry genius

Tintumon : Eureka , I have found out the chemical TOILET
Calcium Cupric Sulphide…
To be precise , CaCuS ….

Dr.Tintumon

“MBBS” passaya Tintumon adhyamaayi operation cheyyan thudangumbol daivathod prarthichu:
“Joly kittiyathinte 1st gift itha njan angot ayakkunnu.
sweekarikkane.”

Tintumon in Bus

Busil vadi kuthi nilkunna oru vayassan seatil irukkunna tintumonod “mon enne onnu sahayikkanam”
tintu: ”aa vadiyingu thannekoo,njan pidicholam”

With policeman

Tintu monum ,3 friendsum koodi cyclil Schoolil powukayaaayirunnu…
Oru Police’kaaran Kaikaatti….
Tintu : “phah….pullee.. Ippol Thanne 3 Per Aayi

Muthassi

Tintu: muthashi marichu leave venam
Teachar: ninte muthashi yalle 1 masam munp marichath
Tintu: muthachan veendum ketti !!

Chenda

Tintumon:”Acha, enikkoru chenda vaangi tharumo?”
Achan:”Venda, nee mattullavare upadravikkum.”
Tintumon:”Illa acha,njan ellaavarum urangikkazhinje chenda edukku..”

Tintumon and His father

Tintumon thante puthiya toy bus’umayi :
“drrrr…pee pee pom..
Stop!
Ella thendikalum irangiko.
Eni kayaraanulla kazhuverikal kayaru.
Puvam rite..drrr..
Kayari nilkada pulle.
drrr..”
Ithu shradicha tintumonte achan sahikettapol bus edthu maati.
5 mintolam tintumon karanjapol achan bus thirichu kodthu..
Tintumon:
“drrr pee pee pom pom..drrr.. Stop..!
Vegam irangada pattikale,
allengil thanne oru naayintemon karanam 5 minute late aayi..!!
Puvam rite. tin tin……!!

Census

Panchayathil ninnum kanakku edukkan vanna udhyogasthan Tintumonte veetil ethi.
Udhyogasthan: Mone ee veetil Kakoos undo?
Tintu: Undallo..
Udhyogasthan: Sheri, Kinar undo ?
Tintu : Manassilayi!!..uncle vegam chennirunnolu..avide pipe-um bucketum undu.

Correction in Sentence

Tintumon: Can I go to the toilet?
English Teacher: Tintumon, MAY I go to the toilet?
Tintumon: But I asked first!!!

Progress report

Tintumonte Achan: Ninte progress report evideyada ?
Tintumon: Athu njan Ramuvinu koduthu.
Achan: Athenthinada ?
Tintumon: Avanu avante achane pedippickana…

Dineshan

Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?
Tintumon: Dineshan
Teacher :Why?????
Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan

Appopan

Tintumon: Apoppan endha urangukayano?
Amma: Alla mone apoppan marichu. Nammal kozhiye okke kollumbol athu chaville?.. athu pole..
Tintumon: Appam Eppazha kari vekkunne

Mark

Mash: adutha pareekshakku nee 75% mark vanganam.
Tintumon: njan 100% mark vangum.
Mash: thamaasha parayallee…
Tintumon: Nayinte mone, aara aadhyam thamaasha paranjathu?

Railway

Train nirthiyapol yathrakaran tintuvinod: ithetha station…??
Tintumon windowilude purathek thalayitt nokiyitt: Railway station aanenn thonunnu…!

motta tharunnavar

 teacher:namukku motta tharunnavararokke?
tintumon: social teacher,biology teacher,maths teacher etc.........

fibre content

Tuttumol: Arinjo? oru nalla diet-lu dharalam fibre undakanam.
Tintumon: Athinentha thega thinnal pore .
Tuttumol: Thegayil high fibre content aano?
Tintumon: Pothikathe kazhichal mathi.

Achanum thengum

Thengil ninu veena achanumayi hospitalil ethiya tintumonodu
Dr: oru 5 min. mumpu ethichirunengil rekshapeduthamayirunu.
Tintumon: thengenu onnu veenu kittende

Exam barcode

Tintumon examil onnum kittathayappol peparil
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Ithu pole barcode varachittu adiyil ezhuthi
“Scratch gently to read the answer “

Bio practical exam

Tintumon attended bio practical exam.
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Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg.
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Tintumon: I dont know.
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Examiner: u fail.
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Whats ur name ?
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Tintumon: See my leg & tell.

Rocket

Breaking news
Chandranil vellam matramalla thimingalam,kadalaama,sravu thudangiya jeevikalum ullatay kanunnu-NASA
Tintumon: Pavam..NASAKu ariyillallo ROCKET Arabikadalil veena karyam

Rome

Teacher: ‘When was Rome built?’
Tintumon: ‘At night, sir.’
Teacher: ‘Who told you that?’
Tintumon: ‘You did, sir. You once said that Rome was not built in a day.’
Rome

Tintumon & Kallan

Tintumonte veettil kallan keri.
Ithu kanda Tintumon:
“Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda,
illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum”

Eduthal pongathathu

Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda palliyilachan: “Eduthaal pongaathathaanalloda ninte chundathu?”
Tintumon: “Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho.. valichukondu pokunne!!”

I love you

UKG’il padikkunna tintumonodu, LKG’il padikkunna pappymol:”I LOVE YOU DA”
Tintu mon: “Pha dash mole, Mottennu viriyatha ninne kittiyittu njan enthu cheyyana…”

Interview

Actress: Tamililekkulla ente praveshanam pettennayirunnu.
Tintumon: Athayirikkum vendathra thuni edukkan pattathirunnath alle..!!!

Fee

Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum?
Doctr: 1500 rs
Tintu:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda.

kidnapping

titumon palliyil yeshuvinodu:enikku nale oru cycle kittanam illenkil njan ninte thala thallipolikkum....
ithu kettu kappyar virandu addeham yeshuvinte valiya prathima matti cheriya prathima konduvechu .  
pittennu tintu palliyillethi prathimayum adichu kondu veettilethi ennittu palliyilekku vilichu
tintu:ningalude makan ente koodeyundu vittu tharanamenkil oru cycle ethikkuka,allthapaksham avante shavamayirikkum kanuka....................

soda

kadayil ninnu soda vagiya tinumonum dundu monum  
dundu:tintu nee veetile pipe nannayi adachirunno?
tintumon:ormayilla
duntumon :nee vegam poyi nokki va soda evide irikkatte njan kudikkilla
tintu:shari njan poyi varam
kure neram kazhijittum tintu madagi vannilla
dundu:iniyippo soda njan thanne kudikkam avan vannittu vere vagam
dundu soda kudikkumbol tintu chadiveezhunnu
tintu:kallapanni enikkariyamayirunnu neeyenne pattikkumenu ith kandu pidikkan njan olichirikkukayayirunnu............

aaril anju

MATHS TEACHER: ”Aaril anju poyal enth kittum?”
TINTUMON: “Anjuvinte dead body kittum, karanam avalku swimming ariyilla…!!

History class

Tintumon history classinu munpu prarthikunnathu kanda teacher
teacher: ithu nalla oru sheelamanu. nee entha prarthiche?
tintumon: ente amma paranjittundu urangunnathinu munpu prarthinkanam ennu

Poor models

FTV kanukayayirunna achante adukal vanna tintumon FTV noki achanod
” acha avarentha cheriya dress darichirikunnath..?”
Achan: ” avar pavangalayath kondanu..
tintumon: ” ivarekalum pavangal vannal ennod parayanam acha please “

Passive Voice

teacher: Write the passive voice of ” I made a mistake”
tintumon: ” I was made by a mistake”

Complan

Kaattiloode nadannu pokunna Tintumon marathil thoongi kidakkunna paampine kandappol paranjathu enthu??
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“Veruthe thoongi kidakkaathe mummy odu para complan vaangitharaan!” ;)

Tajmahal

Teachr: “Bharya’yude ormakayi shajahan
‘TAJ MAHAL’ panithu”
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Tintum0an: Alla, njan onnu chothichotte ,
iyaal ithra valiya maravikaaran aayirunno ?

Pootum Thakolum

Tintu mon in super market
tintu:Chetta kalikkudukka undo?
sales man:illa
tintu:ice cream undo?
sales man:illa
tintu:chocolate undo?
sales man:illa
tintu:pootum thakolum undo?
sales man:undu
tintu:enna shop pootti veettil poykkude

Cheetha koottukar

Oru divasam achan tintumonodu: “da nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu..enthadaa ithu”..
tintu: ”ellaam cheetha koottukettukal kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar.., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!. :) “

Tharavattil Pirannavan

tintumon :amme njan enganeya undayathu?
amma:mone nee vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha
tintumon:appol ammayum achanum appooppanum enganeya undayathu?
amma:njangalum vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha
tintumon:appol evide tharavattil piranna otta orennam ellalle

Interview

malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna tintumon
qn: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka
tintumon inganne ezhuthi…..
Njan: namasth teacher. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu
Sugathakumari: samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu.
Njan: shari teacher
kali tintumonnodo???

Punishment

Tintumon:”Cheyyaatha kaaryathinu enne shikshikkumo teacher?”
Teacher:”Orikkalumilla.”
Tintumon:”Nalla teacher, njan homework cheythittillaa!!”

No freeze liquid

Teacher: ‘Freeze aakatha oru liquid-nte peru parayoo’
Tintumon: ‘Chooduvellam

pathra vayana

Pathrathile vartha Tintu mon ingane vayichu: ”Ayyayo K V sebastian Pottitherichu”
Achan: Manda !! nokki vayikku “110 KV substation Pottitherichu enna”

gorilla

tintumon-” ajmalikka, ningalede aduthekku oru gorilla pettannu vannal endhu cheyum..”
ajmalikka-” ariyilla endhu cheyyanam..?
tintumon-but I Know U Both Will Start Playing…
Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!

Hearing aid

Grand pa to tintumon : “Njan oru puthan hearing aid vangi. roopa moovayiram ayi. ennalum saramilla, sambhavam perfect. Ellam vyakthamayi kelkkam”
Tintumon : “oho..kollalo? etha company?”
Grand pa:” ippo samayam 12.30″

Library time

“Eppozha Library thurakkunne?” : Tintumon Librarianodu phonil
Librarian: “Ravile 9 maniyakum. Ee pathi rathri ithu chodikkanano vilichathu?”
Tintumon: Ayoo! 9 mani vare wait cheyyano!
Librarian: Athe.9 manikke thurakkullu. Athilum munbu athinakathu keriyittu ninakku enthu cheyyana?
Tintumon: “Aru paranju athinakathottu keran anennu?
enikki narakathil ninnu onnu purathirangana”

essay on favt:animal

Anapurathu kayariyirunnu eanthokeyo kuthikurikunna tintuvinodu achan..:What are you doing there ?
Tintumon:My teacher told me to write an essay on my favourite animal.

maveli

teacher: maveli namukku enthu cheythu.
tintumon:enikkonnum
cheythilla.ramuvite mavile
manga muzhuvan thinnu
theerthu!!!!.
avan elippetti vangiyittundu.

tintumonoda kali

tintumone accident patti.tintumon doctore kaanan poyi
doc-tintumone ippol full time restanavasyam.tintumon staircase onnum kerarudatto.orazhcha kazhinju pinneyum varanam. orazhcha kazhinje doctorude adhuthethia tintumon
doc-tintumone ippol parikoke mari
tintumon-appo ini staircase keralo
doc: dhairyamay keram
tintumon-appo eni ennathem pole pipevazhi valinje kerandallo!
tintumonoda kali

Tintumon

 Tintumonum dundumonum uragumbol pettannu karandu poyi
dundumon: karandupoyittum fankaraggunnu 
tintumon: mindalle karandu poyath fan arinjittundavilla.................!!!

TINTU AARA MON

Tintumon:Eda, sooryan udichonnu nokku.
plintumon: purathu bhayankara irutta.
Tintumon: oh, ennal pinne oru torch adichu nokku.!!!
*TINTU AARA MON

Alla

Tintumon Teacherodu : Oru Samshayam,ee nattil enthu chodichalum alla ennu parayunna chila mandhabudhikalundu,teacheraa kootathil pettathanno ?
Teacher : Alla !
Tintu Appol ippo paranjado ??

5 Minutes

Tintumon: Jintappa do you know which is the longest and shortest 5 minutes in the world???
Jintappan: Manda, 5 minutes ennu paranjaal athu samayathinte oru measure aanu. ellaaypolum athinu ore length aayirikkum.
Tintumon: I agree, but If I say he Longest 5 Minutes in the World is
The Last 5 minutes of a LECTURE!!!
While
The Shortest 5 Minutes is
The Last 5 minutes of an EXAM!!!
will you object??????

hand writing

teacher-”da tintu ninte hand writing dhivasam koodum thorum moshamayi varunnunnd..vayikkane patunnilla..”
tintumon-” ente achante aagraham aanu njan oru doctr aaganam ennu.so avare pole ezhudhi padikkunnadha”

Onakkaalammmmmmmz

Tintumon : Onakkaalam aakumbol kuttichaathane ketti idum ennu parayunnathu sariyano……?
Shyamuttan : Sariyalla, ninne kettiyittitillallo..?
Tintumon : Ippol manussilayi kettiyidaarillennu….!!!!
dnt ply wid tintu….!!!!

Fast

Tintumon and his friends were bragging.
Jintappan: “Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, run to the other side and catch the arrow with his hands!”
bibimon: “Ha! You think that’s fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and catch the bullet!”
Tintumon listened to the two boys, just smiled and told, “My Dad the fastest, he’s a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30, but he reaches home by 3:45!

news paper

jintappan:enikku ente perum photoyum news paparil onnu vannukanan entha cheyyuka
tintumon: athu simple alle aram thampuram filimile harimuraleeravam enna song onnu nee padiyal mathy
adutha divasam newspaperil special news ayi njangalkku kanamallo
“pattupadan sramicha yuvavu swasam mutti marichu”

suspense

vichumon- “eniku bhayankara suspense ulla oru novel venam”
Tintumon-” ennal ee novel kondupoyko , ithil kolapathaki aaranennu kandupidikkanavilla”
vichumon-” athentha?”
Tintumon-” ithil avasanathe 4 page illa!!! “

Police training

Police trainingil avasanathe roundil ethiyathu ake moonuper: Jintappan,bibikuttan and Tintumon
Avarude sincerity test cheyyanayi trainer: “ningalkku ini oru round koodi baki undu”
Moonu perkkum oro thokku koduthittu trainer : ningalude bharyamare aduthadutha roomukalil ittitundu. swntham bharyaye arkkokke kollan sadhikkunnuvo avarkku udane appoinment order tharum
Trainer : First, its you Jinto.
Jintappan : “Illa..orikkalumila. enikku joliyekal valuthu ente bharyayanu”
he leaves from that place.
Trainer : “Bibi?”
Bibi goes inside that room and after seeing his wife’s face he comes back and tells trainer : “sorry sir, enikkee joli venda ”
and leaves the place
Trainer : Tintu?
Tintumon takes the gun and goes inside. There everyone outside hears some sounds of 6 shots, crashing and banging .
Purathirangi vanna Tintumonodu trainer : “enthado? entha akathu sambhavichathu?”
Tintumon : “etho oru chetta aa thokil rubber bullet vachirikkunnu. Avasanam avide undayirunna kasera konda karyam sadhichathu…”

Kalpetta to Kozhikode.

Kalpetta bus stand il bus kaathu nilkkunna tintumonodu..
oraal: mone, ee varunna bus Kozhikkotekku straight pokunna bus aano??”
Tintu: “thamarassery churam thante achan nerayakkumo?? “

oru beer koodi

Officil ninnu ksheenichu veetilethiya Tintu bharyayodu : “edi,fridgil ninnu oru beer eduthu thanne, thudangunnathinum munbu”
Tintuvinte avastha kandu manasilla manasode bharya oru beer koduthu.
Ten minutes later, Tintu again, “thudangunnathinum munbu orennam koodi..”
Wife looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.
Tintu finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “edi..orennam koodi..vegam ..eppo venelum athu thudangam”
Wife : Ningalkku nanamille manushya ingane eppozhum kudichondirikkan.kudikkanam,thinnanam, uranganam..ithallathe bharyaye patti ningalkku valla chinthayundu.
Tintu : “hmm..thudangi..ini rakshayilla

QUESTION???

Teacher: ente adutha questionu correct answer parayunna alku eppol thanne veetil pokavunnathanu..
Ithu ketta Tintumon thante bag eduthu janalil kode purathekku eriju..
Teacher: aaranu bag eduthu purathekku erinjath?
Tintumon: njananu teachere……!
Appo njan poykotte????

Shujithwam

TEACHER:Nammude school engane namuk vrithiyayi sukshikkam
Tintu:athu easy alle., njangalk orazhcha avadhi thanna mathi.

LOKAVASANAM

Teacher: lokavasana dhinathil kadal vattum,aakasham vindukeerum,parvatham podiyum......
Tintumon: annu school uchakku vidumo teacher???????????

SPEECH

Tintumon : Kalakki aliya. you delivered an excellent speech.
Jintappan : Thanks dear, but the audience was full of fools & idiots.
Tintumon: Oh athondaano dear brothers and sisters ennu vachu thudangiyath????

TINTU MON IN CLASS

Teacher:how to say in english that a girl is driving (one word)
Tintumon:pendrive............!
Tintumonoda kali

TINTU MON IN CLASS

Teacher : translate this sentence to english  " kalyanam podipodichu alukal kaiyyum kanakkumillathe varunnu"
Tintu : mariage powder powdered men coming without hands &mathematics.............!
  TINTUMON AARA MON

FAIR&LOVELY

sukumar azhikodu tintumonodu fair and lovelyude parasyattinu enne vilichatha njan poyilla
tintumon athu nannayi allagil fair and lovely koodi aalkkar veruttupoyene

BILGATES

Bill Gates tintumonodu: enikku pavappettavanakanam
oru vazhi para?
tintumon:Mammottye nayakanakki oru padamedukku
Bill Gates:enikku pichakkaranakanda pavappettavanayal mathy

ANIL'S VIDEO OF:malrvadi arts club; lavan kashmalan(tintumon)

TINTU IN HOSPITAL

DOCTOR:chardikkan varunnundo?
TINTU: njanilla doctarinu venamenkil pokam

TRACKSUIT

  Tintumon was chasing a donkey but he couldnot catch that .After sometime he saw a zebra,tintumon caugt that zebra and told:kallapanni tracksuit ittal njan pidikkilla ennu karuthiyo?

TINTUMON

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